officialfrenchtoast:

*holds your hand* 

ha ha how’d that get there

(via encourage)


kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via distraction)


reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(via encourage)


Q
Thank you! :)
A

Anytime.


cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

(via spoken-not-written)


past-gone:

If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.

(via distraction)


uglypickle:

I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing

(via highschoolhottie)



hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via distraction)


willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

(via distraction)



mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

(via pitchblackperfectioon)


wealthyhugepenis:

my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer

(via crystallized-teardrops)